So what’s this Olywhateva all about? Our humans have been talking so much about it and all weekend, it was the only thing they watched on the tv!! We took a peek, and really.. we just don’t understand the fuss. C’mon, there wasn’t even a single rabbit in it!
All we saw were a bunch of humans doing all sorts of funny things. ‘Sports’, it’s called? Why were they all moving in a frenzy, when there are no bunnies to serve??
Finally, we had enough of all the silliness, and thought we’d show the humans something worth watching! We call it: Synchronised Chillaxation (can the humans even pronounce this?).
Synchronised Chillaxation is not to be taken lightly! Extreme skill and dexterity are required to maneuver our bodies into identical yet opposing positions, and a high degree of muscle control must be achieved to maintain our position. Don’t worry, we are trained professionals.
It caught the humans’ attention for a little while, but not long enough for our liking. Bunnies don’t take well to being ignored 👿 Since they couldn’t stop staring in the direction of the tv, that’s where we decided to continue our perfomance. Yea, let’s see them ignore us now!
And.. it worked. Of course it worked! Brilliant schemes concocted by cunning bunny minds never fail 😉 They couldn’t stop pointing at us with that big black camera-thingy. This is us, basking in the limelight.
Well, we got what we wanted, time to move on to better things.. but we were kind enough to humour them with one final position. This is one of our favourite positions, we do it a lot, especially when Yohji doesn’t leave the last piece of vege for me, hmph!
Adios for now,
~ Buttons & Yohji, higher beings ~